Ah yes, life before cell phones. I remember that time. My Freshman year of college I drove several hours to visit a friend and had to call them from a pay phone to get directions to their house.
Oh yes, that’s right. Kriss Kross. They made you want to Jump Jump. I know you wore your overalls backwards ’cause you wanted to be just like them. Then you figured out how unwise that was the first time you need to go to the bathroom.
Ah yes. Raves. Those were fun. You remember? No? Neither do I. It was like that thing that tons of people did, but I just didn’t get it. (Whatever it is.) Maybe it was because of the lack of drugs? I’m definitely sure it also had something to do with my lack of JNCO’s. I(…)
I hate you, you hate me Let’s get together and kill Barney With a gun and grenade and a knife upon his head Let’s all dance ’cause Barney’s dead That’s right, you all know the lines. You’ve all sung them before. Anyone who grew up in the mid 90’s knows this song. We all hated(…)